For years there’s been rainstorms obstructing the clarity of Deadpool’s sexuality but last night the skies cleared when current author Gerry Duggan confirmed Deadpool’s pansexuality on twitter.
Wait, Deadpool has been hitting on everyone (even the voices in his head) since before Cable & Deadpool. I thought this had been confirmed years ago.
And that “anything with a pulse” thing is a lie. See: Lady Death.
"That’s OK I didn’t want to sleep anyways" said the Youtube user on the video whose sole ‘creepy’ factor involved video feedback glitches.
"I’m in the weird part of Youtube again" said the Youtube user on the video whose sole ‘creepy’ factor involved video feedback glitches.
Not that I’m surprised Youtube is full of wusses, but dang kids, it’s an overplayed effect. Go read some scary stories or something. (And by that, I don’t mean video game creepypasta.)
Threw out my back this morning while taking care of babies at the daycare I work at. No babies were harmed except the dorky 24-year old one in the glasses.
Spent the rest of the day in bed and ibuprophen.
That’s what I accomplished today.
That time of the year when Steam takes on its multi-armed form and says, “Now I am become sale, destroyer of money.”
Why yes, job I hate, I would love to attend a mandatory 7-hour seminar an hour away from here that I have to pay to attend on a SATURDAY.
"If you hate your job, then what’s stopping you from leaving? Quit your job and do something you’re passionate about!"
Working in daycare.
Kids with a plethora of different viruses and ailments.
HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO