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Submitting the rest of this eventually.
Jerkcity
I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them
Then you’ll continue to feel miserable and unsatisfied as you watch everything around you become more and more unwieldily and unmanageable. As you begin to live blindly, so deep in denial that you refuse to see that you are allowing yourself to slowly slip further and deeper into a pit from which fewer and fewer people will try to exhume you the longer you continue to dig it. Until your world finally collapses around you and crushes you under the weight of masses of regrets.
If you have 99 problems?
Triumph over 101.
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this mother’s day i think we all know who we should appreciate
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A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret
i
wasn’t expecting that
IT’S BACK.
IT’S BACK IT’S BACK
BEST EVER
I’M SO DONE
What…
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
I’m not sure what I was expecting
…. OH MY GOD.
FUCK I LOVE THIS
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babblr is hacking blogs right now so if you signed up you NEED to change your email for tumblr! They are hacking and even deleting accounts so what you need to do is go to the screw icon next to inbox and click on it then where it says ‘Email address’ change your current one to something else! Hurry before its too late also please spread the word xx
THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE MY BLOG IS FALLING APART AND MY EMAIL WON’T VERIFY
I had a feeling that was going to happen
It’s not hacking and deleting blogs. I don’t no where OP got their info, but the addon is merely buggy at the moment. It’s not working properly, but that’s okay because it’s only in beta. Give it a little while. If you’re scared, uninstall the extension and chillax. I haven’t even done anything with mine yet, and I think I’ll wait on installing until the kinks are worked out.
Disney: Don’t Trademark Day of the Dead!
The Walt Disney Company filed 33 applications on May 1st to trademark “Day of the Dead” in anticipation of a future film. That Disney intends to make money off the name of a cultural holiday celebrated by millions of people of Mexican and Central American heritage is awful enough. That they intend to file for ownership of the name and tradition is downright unacceptable and incredibly offensive.
Previously, Disney attempted to trademark the Navy SEAL team that captured Osama Bin Laden, but after outrage from the public, it was forced to withdraw that application citing “deference to the Navy.” If we send a strong enough message to Disney this time around, it will be forced to also withdraw applications to avoid another public relations disaster.
Tell Disney that culture is NOT for sale. Sign this petition calling on Disney’s CEO & chairman to immediately withdraw all applications to trademark Day of the Dead. If we get over 15,000 signatures, we’ll personally deliver it to Disney headquarters. Can you help us get there by signing and sharing?Sign a petition telling Disney that what they are doing is offensive to an entire culture. Sign here
Wait, are you serious?
Fortunately, they’ve backed off on this plan, but still, what the hell were they thinking????
First gays arriving in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947
Lemme tell u about what the queers are doing to the soil.
They were hardly the first. There’s a whole show dedicated to the history of ancient gays.
a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground
0/10
man gets lost in seaside town and refuses to ask for directions
a man keeps getting into arguments
a man does bad stuff but wants to be good also he can carry like 200 pounds of meat in his pockets or something??
you’re like that fat mustached guy in overalls but everything’s made of cardboard and there’s like talking stars or some shit
Crappy escort mission where you have to supply your kidnapper with guns, ammo, and salt at every turn because he can’t freaking take care of himself and seems to attract crazy magical racists.
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I remember when I was in 7th grade, they showed us a video that involved sticking a piece of tape to stuff, ripping it off, then sticking it to something else before repeating.
Then they stuck two pieces of used tape together, and they fell apart, while the fresh pieces of tape were practically inseparable.
That did wonders for our sexual confusion and self image, right? Nobody wants you if you’re a grody piece of tape that’s been passed around repeatedly. Because you’ve covered yourself in other people’s filth. You’re only worth something if you wait until marriage to have sex, you slutty tape creatures.
They also taught us that you could lose your virginity by kissing someone with oral herpes. It wasn’t until some months later that a friend from another school told me how bullshit that was. Condoms were mentioned, but never really explained.
Does anyone else have any confounding abstinence-only sex ed class stories?
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